The Pile of Clothes had laid on my bed too long. Acquiring sentience it now hungered for BLOOD!
Seem to have broken the internal clock again.
Coffee is good after leaving the bar.
It’s one of those types of mornings.
Don’t Anthropomorphize: Your Butter
Don’t Anthropomorphize: Your coffee creamer.
"No, not acceptable Easter attire."
Berry Pie, Gone Wild #14
I Can Make Anything Disturbing
I’ll be able to function after I eat.