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The Pile of Clothes had laid on my bed too long.  Acquiring sentience it now hungered for BLOOD!

The Pile of Clothes had laid on my bed too long. Acquiring sentience it now hungered for BLOOD!

Seem to have broken the internal clock again.

Seem to have broken the internal clock again.

Coffee is good after leaving the bar.

Coffee is good after leaving the bar.

It’s one of those types of mornings.

It’s one of those types of mornings.

Don’t Anthropomorphize: Your Butter

Don’t Anthropomorphize: Your Butter

Don’t Anthropomorphize: Your coffee creamer.

Don’t Anthropomorphize: Your coffee creamer.

"No, not acceptable Easter attire."

"No, not acceptable Easter attire."

Berry Pie, Gone Wild #14

Berry Pie, Gone Wild #14

I Can Make Anything Disturbing

I Can Make Anything Disturbing

I’ll be able to function after I eat.

I’ll be able to function after I eat.